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Episode One:
Fantasy: Alice Meets Humpty Dumpty Rove.
 
Episode Four:
Fantasy: Alice Meets Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
 
Episode Fourteen:
Fantasy: Alice Sees Humpty Dumpty Rove Again.
Fact Sheet: What Alice Didn't Know about King Bush's Record on the Environment.
Fact Sheet: What Alice Didn't Know about the Health Effects of Pollution.
 
What you and Alice can do...
Information about how to change things
 

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Episode Fourteen:

Alice Sees Humpty Dumpty Rove Again

 
Alice realized that she still hadn't gotten her tea so she started walking back to the tea party. On the way she came across Humpty Dumpty Rove sitting in a pristine grove of very old redwood trees.
 
Alice: "Hello again. Those are beautiful trees surrounding you."
 
Humpty Dumpty Rove: "Yes, aren't they? And they are just the length that the Japanese want for their industries."
 
Alice: "I don't understand. Aren't you in a National Park? I thought it was illegal to cut down virgin trees in a National Park."
 
Humpty Dumpty Rove: "Those trees belong to the American people. The loggers are Americans so they have a right to cut the trees. And trees are a renewable resource anyhow."
 
Alice: "But how long will it take to grow the trees back?"
 
Humpty Dumpty Rove: "Not more than five or six hundred years."
 
Alice thought about how long five or six hundred years was. She remembered her history lessons.
 
Alice: "Oh, those trees started growing about when Columbus started sailing west."
 
Humpty Dumpty Rove: "Yes. And remember, little girl, that people had weird ideas about the environment even then. They thought the world was flat. That's as silly as believing in global warming."
 
Alice: "What's that?"
 
Humpty Dumpty Rove: "It's that ridiculous theory that by burning coal and oil to keep our economy strong and create jobs, we're destroying the ozone layer around the earth."
 
Alice: "What would happen if we did that?"
 
Humpty Dumpty Rove: "The sun would shine through more brightly, the ice caps in the polar regions would melt, and the American cities on the east and west coasts and near the Gulf of Mexico would be flooded."
 
Alice: "Where would the people living there go?"
 
Humpty Dumpty Rove, casually: "Oh, I suppose they could move to the mountains. So it's a good thing if we build roads into the wilderness and clear cut the land so it will be ready for them to build their houses."
 
Alice: "How many people live near the ocean?"
 
Humpty Dumpty Rove: "Oh, only 50 percent of Americans. But that includes both the Atlanta and Pacific coasts."
 
Alice: "Will they all fit in the National Parks?"
 
Humpty Dumpty Rove: "It's never really going to happen. It's just liberal propaganda put out by the scientists and nations who have been hoodwinked by the environmentalists for political reasons."
 
Alice: "Do many scientists believe it?"
 
Humpty Dumpty Rove: "Hundreds, maybe thousands."
 
Alice: "Are they good scientists?"
 
Humpty Dumpty Rove: "They have a Nobel Prize or two."
 
Alice: "Do all scientists believe this?"
 
Humpty Dumpty Rove: "Not the ones King Bush appointed as consultants to EPA. And there is now not even a section on global warming in the EPA reports. The staff took it out."
 
Alice: "What about scientists in other nations?"
 
Humpty Dumpty Rove: "Most of them believe this silly notion even though King Bush's scientists told them it's just nonsense. They still liked the Kyoto agreement."
 
Alice: "What's that?"
 
Humpty Dumpty Rove: "It's a silly plan concocted by wild-eyed liberals like Clinton to have nations pledge to cut their use of fossil fuel."
 
Alice: "Would that be a bad thing?"
 
Humpty Dumpty Rove: "It would be a bad thing for the oil industry."
 
Alice: "Did the U.S. sign the Kyoto agreement?"
 
Humpty Dumpty Rove: "No, that was one of the first things King Bush did. He killed it dead. He and March Hare Cheney are loyal people. They certainly didn't want to disappoint their friends in the oil industry."
 

Fact Sheet:
What Alice Didn't Know about the Health Effects of Pollution
 
• The elderly, children and unborn children suffer the most. Even under existing mercury regulations, an estimated 600,000 children a year are born with brain and other physical damage due to mercury in the water. Although fish have valuable nutrients, in 2001 Massachusetts issued warnings telling pregnant women not to eat the fish from ANY of its lakes.
 
• The new Bush proposals increase the total amounts of mercury that will be permitted to be released. As important, they permit polluters at one location to continue polluting as long as they "buy" credits from a plant elsewhere that is polluting less than the allowed amount. This does not reduce the total pollution, and it permits concentrated amounts of mercury to be dumped into a local site.
 
• Mercury also can harm adults. Although fishing is a big part of Wisconsin's economy due to the tourism industry, Wisconsin has warned sports fishermen not to eat more than one of the fish they catch in a week.
 
• An increase in air pollution will increase asthma. Asthma kills people. It also keeps them from enjoying life since they cannot do such simple things as go outside and take a walk. Childhood asthma is one of the main reasons for children missing school, and it has been rising significantly.
Fact Sheet:
What Alice Didn't Know about King Bush's Record on the Environment
 
• During the 2000 campaign, candidate Bush promised to decrease carbon dioxide levels even lower than the amount proposed by his opponent, Vice President Al Gore. Bush dropped his pledge within two months of taking office.
 
• Bush has opposed extensive and effective efforts to control greenhouse gases on the basis that the scientific evidence is inconclusive. The groups providing that evidence include the National Academy of Scientists and the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, both concerned about the changes.
 
• Pollution from coal power plants kills some 30,000 Americans a year. Bush's "Clear Skies Initiative" actually increases the amounts of pollution allowed under the Clean Air Act. The increased levels of sulfur dioxide will increase acid rain which causes respiratory diseases.
 
• Bush's new proposals permit increases in mercury pollution. Mercury can cause brain, lung and kidney damage and reproductive problems.
 
• Bush stopped the Environmental Pollution Agency from proceeding with lawsuits against polluters filed under the Clinton administration and cut the EPA enforcement staff.
 
• After 9-11, the initial press releases of EPA warned New Yorkers about potential health problems from the lead, mercury, asbestos and fiberglass released into the air near ground zero. According to the EPA Inspector General (the EPA internal law enforcement officer), the White House instructed EPA to change their message to reduce people's fears. The new message assured New Yorkers that "there was no significant threat to human health," even though there was no evidence to back up that statement.
 
• Bush believes that environmental controls should be voluntary, despite the fact that industry and business have fought almost every environmental regulation. In the 2000 campaign, as proof of his concern about the environment, Bush cited his Texas law urging the oil and gas industry to pledge voluntary reductions in pollution. The law, written with influence from the oil and gas industry, has not been effective. Only 10 percent of the 700 polluting plants even signed a voluntary pledge.
 
• In a second administration, Bush might revive some harmful proposals which he withdrew due to public outcry.
 
• For example, during the early days of his administration, Bush tried to let industry dump additional arsenic into the drinking water. He withdrew his proposal only after public protest.
 
• Bush also wanted to weaken the requirement that states test children on Medicaid for lead poisoning. Lead poisoning causes brain damage leading to learning disabilities and behavioral problems. The effects can be lessened with medication if children are tested at an early age. A high proportion of children in public housing and children living in older housing are at risk because lead paint has not been removed from their buildings.
Alice: "Will the other nations meet their pledges anyway?"

 
Humpty Dumpty Rove: "No, most of them will use the excuse that if the U.S. isn't going to, they don't have to either. Besides, it probably wouldn't be too effective without our participation."

Alice: "Why?"

Humpty Dumpty Rove: "Because we're responsible for 25 percent of the world's pollution even though we only have five percent of the world's population."
 
Alice: "But what if global warming is real?"
 
Humpty Dumpty Rove: "I don't believe it. We're still able to breathe, aren't we?"
 
Alice: "But what if it really turns out to be true?"
 
Humpty Dumpty Rove: "That will be well after the November election."

© 2006 by Peggy Wireman
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About the Author, Peggy Wireman, Ph.D.

Dr.Wireman has extensive experience working as a legislative aide in Congress and in the Executive branch in both Democratic and Republican administrations. She also covered the Maryland State Legislature as a reporter and has been active in local political campaigns. She has worked as a grassroots community organizer, as a Congressional Fellow, and provided policy analysis for the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development. She managed an $8 million economic development grants program for the U.S. Department of Commerce and the $5 million Small Business Development Center.
 
Currently, Dr.Wireman is a freelance consultant in community and economic development. She holds a Ph.D. in sociology and certification from the American Institute of Certified Planners. She has lectured and consulted in 10 countries.
 
Her previous books include Urban Neighborhoods, Networks and Families: New Forms for Old Values, Partnerships for Prosperity: Museums and Economic Development, and the 2004 edition of Alice in Bushland: Fact and Fantasy in the Bush Administration. Her fifth book, Connecting the Dots: Building Strong Families, Strong Communities and Terrific Neighborhoods, will be published next year.

Dr. Wireman can be contacted at pwireman@aliceinbushland.com